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I'm Coyo (Not real name of course), I'm originally from Miami but am living at Tampa. I find random stuff online, so I post it here for shits and giggles. If you don't know where to start, just keep on scrolling. Enjoy.

resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

toasterama:

toasterama:

toasterama:

how do weeaboos end their prayers

r’amen

just kidding they are godless heathens

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

comedycentral:

Find out which of these #WorseMoonLandingQuotes is one giant leap for mankind on tonight’s new @midnight.

thereaintnome-ifthereaintnoyou:

zooophagous:

flyingtit:

i dont know what kind of animal that is so im gonna call it a puggle wuggle

Looks like a malamute pup to me. They’re ridiculously floofy.

Puggle wuggle

thereaintnome-ifthereaintnoyou:

zooophagous:

flyingtit:

i dont know what kind of animal that is so im gonna call it a puggle wuggle

Looks like a malamute pup to me. They’re ridiculously floofy.

Puggle wuggle

ayesurfsup:

mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

raphnarock:

stirpicus:

cyclonemetal:

in which Totoro boops Mana Ashida on the head.

Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

OMG HE’S TOTORO
NEVER NOT REBLOG GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO

raphnarock:

stirpicus:

cyclonemetal:

in which Totoro boops Mana Ashida on the head.

Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

OMG HE’S TOTORO

NEVER NOT REBLOG GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO

wessasaurus-rex:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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HOT DAMN 

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iridium-flames:

whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

iguanamouth:

i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

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and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

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and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like

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#johnny depp the best cosplayer

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom